okay. i am watching the video that came with this aerobic step i bought yesterday, and the woman who is doing it is like huffing and puffing during it. not bad, but you can tell she is getting a workout, which is good, but i am scared now. cause she is in good shape. so i KNOW i am going to be fucking prostrated the first time i try this. OY. think i will start out doing the first little (10 min) routine, and do that maybe twice a day for awhile, then move on to the harder stuff later, heh.
dear god, i am in such BAD shape...eek.
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okay, i did it...i was slower than she was, and so consequently probably missed some moves, but i did it. she moves FAST. geez, is she trying to get people to get a workout or what?? of course i only did the first 15 minutes, and even then i thought i was going to die. i didn't think it was possible for me to be in such bad shape. good thing i am doing this at home, eh? i am sure that if i went to a gym, i would take a header off the damn step. and let's not even mention how much of a fool i feel like while doing this. yeah. made sure to close those baywindow curtains so the neighbors didn't get a free show. shit, i would have expected them to be out there with popcorn & sodas, and someone hawking hot dogs while they watched the entertainment.
'now showing, grossly out of shape blob does bizarro step dance!'
hmmm...maybe i should do some more now, heh. it's not like i am actually using these lungs for anything. after all, this useless breathing in & out has become tedious. *snort*
mmmm, i just love being all glisteny with perspiration. mmmm...sexay.
*gag*